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Sid casts his eager eyes over all the booze as Tony anticipates a revival of his great memories of wartime camaraderie, "one for all, and all for me. We have to bear it and listen also. After that great build up, time for the reunion of the Four Musketeers. First to join Tony is Smudger Hugh Lloydhardly the expected "avalanche," time has changed him, for he opts for "a cup of tea.

Sid adds his own pointed comment. No longer does he wish the nickname Smudger, his name is Clarence. The joke about the ATS girl is just too obvious. After some of Tony's facial expressions, the awkward and embarrassing silences are interrupted by the next Musketeer.

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Guests depart, let's be thankful. But here's one latecomer Robert Dorningeffusive beyond belief, unlike the others. Hancock slams the door on him with a great punchline Hancock Page. The Baby Sitters Nearly all this story is set in a contemporary dwelling with all the latest gadgets, making the ambience of this episode rather different from the usual Railway Cuttings saga.

Tony and Sid are two unlikely babysitters, the married couple look more than a little doubtful when they turn up at their doorstep. Tony strides round their avant garde home, and breezily justifies their occupation, "did Rembrandt look like a musician? Of course she didn't! True, Tony has to concede that the "dog basket" of a chair is Finding the telly is a worry, until Sid spots the control panel, and a tv emerges from a wall panel as if by magic. Tired of it, he switches it off, Sid insists it goes back on, and the quarelling breaks the apparatus.

The argument also wakes up the baby, so via the intercom Tony sings it back to sleep, not successfully at all. Sid barks out Shut Up and that works With nothing to watch, they discuss the contemporary paintings, but when the baby recommences its crying, Sid feels he should give the baby a bottle of milk. While he's away Tony gives us his impressions, Churchill and the like. With the baby silenced, the lads fall asleep too, not realising the front door has been left opened.

The couple return to a shell of a house. Nothing left, not even the telly. After a dispute, Sid promises to refurnish the house. He uses the contents of Railway Cuttings. The Bowmans In the radio studio there are a host of rustic voices, yes it's the Archers lookalikes. After the usual rural Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear, old Joshua Tony interupts proceedings to Lady looking sex Coltons Point annoyance a lot of adlibbing in a fruity burr.

Once off air, the cast complain loudly to producer Ronnie Patrick Cargill who calls Tony on the carpet before handing out the next scripts. In this Joshua falls into a threshing machine.

Tony can see it offers the opportunity for pathos, but no, they are actually having the effrontery to write him out of the script, "we're Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear you off on Tuesday night.

As the aftermath of his death continues on air, behind a struggle to silence the dead old boy. Thankfully the final credits and he is handed his "golden handshake," not a lot. Trying for a new job, auditioning Hamlet, a rather tedious sequence until he offers Hamlet in his Joshua accent. Indignant at his rejection, Tony turns to period costume but what we see is but adverts for Grimsby Pilchards, "you're never alone with a pilchard.

The new series sees Tony centre stage in his rightful place, his old enemies are nicely written out in a tragic scene at a mineshaft To Hancock Page. The Radio Ham An eager Tony is fitting new valves to his mammoth radio, full of anticipation at being able to call up old friends around the world. A break for a fag and a glass of milk, as he longs for something exciting to happen.

In his mind's eye he lives his heroism, "the only man who can save Tony makes first contact. A ship is sinking, radio contact fading, but Tony's incompetent antics are so frustrating no wonder the dying man cries, "will you please hurry up. You really feel for the poor unseen sufferer.

As Tony fails again to take the sailor's bearings, the landlady interrupts the crisis. Tony not quietening down, that's followed by her husband who pulls Tony's plugs out. Contact re-established, but only briefly. Tony needs to put another shilling in the meter. The radio packs up. Next day, police supply new valves so that, improbably, the distress signal can be picked up anew. But in the morning paper is the news of a dramatic rescue thanks to Tokyio. Later Tony picks up a second mayday, but calmly informs the poor man not to bother.

The Lift A fine motley collection of character actors gather on the eighth floor of Broadcasting House. They Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear Crichton Jack Watling ace producer, now more interested in chatting up a secretary.

Tony Hancock is there too as the passengers await the delayed lift. The attendant Hugh Lloyd apologises for the temporary breakdown, but refuses to allow Tony to stay in as the lift is full and he's Last One In. Tony refuses to get out.

It makes for a nice study of conflict, but against the attendant's advice, the others have to agree to let Tony stay. Of course the lift conks out, half way between floors 4 and 3. The resultant row is calmed down by "vic," whom Tony applauds as "the voice of sanity. Everyone cries in unison Help, but it's no use. As it's past midnight, everyone else has gone home. The Air Marshall is nominated, against Tony's advice, to take charge.

His only idea is to hack a hole in the roof and exit that way. His proposal is to jump up and down- this has some effect, for the lift makes downwards progress, getting firmly stuck now between floors 2 and 1. Only resort is sleep. Conversation turns to an imaginative fantasy on the lack of air, and how the growing world population might require one to carry one's own air supply.

The shortage leads to the Darwinian conclusion, "the tallest bloke with the biggest hooter survives. Charades, but this sequence is a little too long. As rescue dawns in the morn, a sing song, a nice cup of tea is the British way to cheer the rescued up. But somehow Tony gets locked again in the lift, his only companion the lift attendant.

It's a fine finish, "much better just the two of us! The Blood Donor Comment is all but superfluous, from the minute Hancock enters the waiting room, he exudes a confidence, knowing the script is a winner. June Whitfield, the reception nurse, patiently takes down Tony's details, it's "British undiluted" blood that our lad is offering.

When shown a list of illnesses, his expressions are classic. Speculation whether a minor award be offered for their services, a badge perhaps. The lady he regales with several veiled references as to her large size. Left, not suprisingly, alone there's another facial tour de force as Tony worries he momentarily can't find his pulse.

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It's a fine rounding off, the finest outworking of Tony Hancock's comic persona, self-centred, well meaning, over optimistic and wanting to be loved. This was his high peak, from which he sadly and so quickly fell Hancock Page.

Tony milks the applause in between the adverts and plays What's My Line with a witness. Other sketches feature Sulphur hot sex dates replying to his fan mail, all two letters, and "Chez Hancock", a distinctly unsuccessful nightclub, with Tony playing the doorman, waiter, chef and Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear dancer. To the Hancock Page. He starts to grapple with the dummy, but that's the end of this bright idea.

He returns the offending object to a shop assistant who summons the manager, Mr Stone Patrick Cargill. Her tale of woe is the first slowing down of the story, unnecessary and now the plot grinds to a halt as Tony recalls the good old days of this store, before Mr Stone reminds him his account is outstanding. This is not so much a conversation between two fine old sparring partners, as two isolated monologues.

A deal is struck. Tony's account will be paid off, if he can successfully work here for a week without ever being rude to customers. However the Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear then moves in another direction, as on his first day of work, Tony is assigned to the packing department.

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Griffith gives the part his best, but it is at best an aside to Hancock, his rant far too protracted, and his punch line is expectedly weak.

Then some slapstick, as Tony gets enveloped with sellotape. Owen and Tony try working as a team, but only smash Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear vase Women want hot sex Hamilton are supposed to pack, the whole scene Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear with much coherence.

Now alone, Tony has to pack urgently a rubber dinghy which inevitably starts to inflate. Mr Stone is unimpressed with Tony's efforts, nor were viewers. So he is moved to the toy department, dressed as a rabbit to "have fun with the kiddies. End of that joke. Now he has to sell games. A customer Martita Hunt asks how the magnetic table soccer works and receives an enthusiastic demonstration. It's the best scene by far as she and Tony compete on the soccer table, a crowd gathering.

Yes, there are possibilities here that could and ought to have been exploited. Tony has the support of three fine actors, but the script needed much more flow, much more concentration on Tony Hancock To Hancock Menu. Shooting Star with Denholm Elliott Hancock is standing at the corner of the street, idly watching passers by.

But then one stares back. Hancock feigns indifference, turning his back on the Adult wants real sex Chancellor. There's a long silent mime interlude that never raises more than a few titters, the stranger is sizing up Tony's Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear features, clearly a Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear director Denhom Elliott.

After a long wait, this Peter introduces himself, his style is "I believe in showing life as it is. Or maybe deadpan as she hasn't any laughs, and knows Hancock hasn't much to bite on either.

She's jaundiced against amateurs. Take 1, "no acting please," cries Peter, as Tony hams it up. But then our lad forgets his lines, not at all amusing as he misses his cues in a husband and wife argument. He muddles his props in a reminder of amateur comedy night, it's painful.

This test drags on and on, Hancock on the end of slaps not only from his screen wife but also his young daughter Lucille. The Sins of the Father is this film, and somehow Tony gets the role, and in a reminiscence of the old lad, encourages himself in the mirror as day one on location looms.

It's a scene with Diane and Lucille, the wrong lines, a repeat of the previous disaster. However an unscripted char Hilda Barry livens it up, telling Hancock off for his Hot housewives looking sex tonight Cochrane Ontario of his daughter. Peter decides the char makes "for a wonderful touch of realism," indeed she outacts the others, but of course they're supposed to be only acting, I think.

After getting slapped by wife and daughter once too often, the star quits. Maybe this was a parable of this show, what Hancock should have done. As it is, outside the local cinema is a poster of the star Diana, who is making a personal appearance. When the pair meet, Hancock receives another slap, his only resort is to draw a beard on her picture, in a scene cribbed from The Big Night Hancock's Half Hour 5: Childish, yes, but it sums up the script volumes To Hancock Menu. The Man on the Corner Today on the street corner Tony is chatting to a local policeman.

He blames the H bomb for all the bad weather. When challenged as to what exactly he is doing, Tony explains he's watching people.

Then he exchanges words with a bearded gent Wilfred Lawsonanother who blames the bomb. Now Tony espies a man and woman acting suspiciously, are they spies? Tony informs the policeman, who, sceptical, points Tony in the direction of the station, any station.

For reasons unknown, Tony is now passed to the unflappable Col Beresford Geoffrey Keen"I've yet to meet the man who can make me lose my temper. Tony describes these spies he's seen, the man indeed looking a lot like the colonel's assistant James Villiers.

Instructions are given to Tony should he spot the spies again, all tongue in cheek. He's to be agent 13, code name Canteen. Tony soon spots the spy again, following him to Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear chemist shop.

In a pointless scene, Tony repeats all the words casal spy says to the shop assistant. He must phone the canteen, "agent 13 reporting. As per instructions Tony moves womxn. Matthews in under arrest. Tony phones to inform the Canteen, who are less Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear second time around.

A foreign voice phones Matthews, "bring de microfilm. After several false alarms, Tony makes his second arrest. A second scene showing the colonel's reaction to the arrests would have been more advantageous, though this is perhaps the best of the series, if that's saying anything.

A fine supporting cast cash in on the current spy craze To Hancock Menu. A poor effort as Tony tries to show the DIY TV experts up, casula Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear story is awfully predictable, and the chaos that ensues seems strangely reflective of the turmoil Hancock must have been feeling.

Night on the street, Tony helps an aged lamplighter Eddie Malin with his csaual art. Tony gives his commentary to a woman passer-by Barbara Mitchell. Is it a put up job? Tony offers to put Stan right on the niceties, a real craftsman he is.

Next morning, donning his overalls, Tony explores the ironmongers, annoying the assistant, especially when it's evident he doesn't know the names of many tools, "a great big thing to bash it with.

After passing on his new found knowledge of tools, Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear hammers in some nails, badly. There won't be any mess queries an anxious Stan. Tony's real task is to erect a new wardrobe in Stan's wife's bedroom, a job Stan isn't confident enough to tackle himself. Before putting it up, there's much time talking, and creating something of a mess, as poor Stan's confidence is gradually eroded, though he politely sexx from comment.

Tony Hancock was never a slapstick comedian, and the sawing of a plank, wrongly measured, is not performed with enough enthusiasm or crassness to make Beautiful chubby girl wanted amusing.

No wonder measurements are incorrect if the craftsman casuql his arms to measure, then Stan's braces. Then there's Tony's ininextinguishable confidence in his own misplaced ability that never rings true, as Tony finally curses Arthur Fuller and his tv trick photography, Ladies wants casual sex Gilmore walks out on poor Stan, what a Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear he Nughty behind.

Next night, he sees the lamplighter again and tonight it's a gardening programme on telly. Tony adds his dex commentary To Hancock Menu.

The Night Out with Derek Nimmo. No start on a street corner this time, it's the morning after, the left overs of a giant party, Tony slumbering into life to jazzy downbeat music, in a mime sequence, before a waiter enters- he's in a hotel.

Tony can recall little, except he'd gone boozling with Tom. However Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear perks up when he finds a bird in his bed, "not bad," and this is the Bridal Suite!

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He tries to awake "Mrs Hancock," though he knows not her first name. After romanticising, Tony's flow is interrupted by Gavin Derek Nimmo who explains that this is Sarah, his, not Tony's, wife. Tony quizzes him over the events of the night. This he reiterates often, Horny S-hertogenbosch tn woman Gavin keeps on assuring him no, "Good" replies Tony, but uneasily.

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There's a pathetic story that she cannot stay with him, rather improbable too. We await a punchline, but it never comes. Now a crowd gathers, friends from last evening. More champers is ordered as Tony fights off Sarah's attentions, mainly to fawn over Gavin, whom he has discovered is gentry. Gradually however the truth dawns on 'Tone,' he's footing the bill. Removing the unconsumed drink, 'Squadron Leader Hancock' complains at reception to the clerk Donald Hewlett.

A whip round, Tony proposes to his guests, but all too expectedly they vanish into the dawn. Tony, attempting to bunk also, is prevented by porters, and so has to flee via the upstairs window. Along a ledge, and into another room to another guest who is inebriated.

Tony relates his sad tale and sings that song, and drinks more drink. The pair pick up another crowd Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear Tony is last seen booking into another hotel, "put it all down to me," he smiles. No, the punchline never came to that oft Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear question. The story is as flat as that leftover champagne To Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear Hancock Menu. The Writer The tale of Tony's efforts as a poor tv scriptwriter, with too obvious parallels with this series' own abysmal scripts.

This one by Terry Nation only goes to prove his writing talents lay not in the 'comedy' field. This starts in an empty bar where Tony waits restlessly to be served.

Having destroyed a bell, he moves Swingers ads oral sex the adjoining bar, where a tv comic Jerry Spring - sic - John Junkin is getting ready to watch himself on tv.

His scriptwriter Elmo Francis Matthews is at his side. After returning his broken empties, Tony purchases an Italian wine, Chateau Latour, as well as a small Mature pussy Guinea-Bissau city ale. After enthusing on English country life, he debunks this pub where anything and everything is banned.

Tony watches the comedy on tv, introduced by Pete Murray. Soon Tony is decrying "Britain's leading funnyman," Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear Jerry's discomfort. By now Jerry is getting quite worked up, until Tony spots who he is. Imparting his advice, Tony explains Jerry should include some funny walks in his act. Jerry laps it up, though naturally Elmo is not amused.

Jerry however sees something in Tony, maybe he was desperate? Into the script conference walks a new Tony, dark glasses, loud suit.

Dressed over the top, Tony plays it over the top because the script is so dull. Listening to a taped conversation is plain tedious, this interspersed with numerous "can we please get on," but we never do. Finally Tony spits out a concrete idea Certainly impracticable, and Elmo is right to storm out.

Maybe the others ought to have taken his lead.

Now Tony is on his own, composing a script, performing his Noel Coward impersonation. His typing skills are less good, and thinking up a single joke is even more problematic.

This really is becoming like this real life series. After a long frustrating lack of inspiration, Tony resorts to Christmas crackers to obtain his material. As he reads over Tony's script, Jerry's eager smile turns to blankness.

At Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear one laugh. But it's only about "the way you spell trousers. An attempt to read through the script, Tony in the part of Blodwen to Jerry's Dai quickly dies the death and the script veers back to a sample of awful jokes, then impression of Marlon Brando, somewhere along the line Jerry sneaks out.

Then there was one. Yes, that was a parable for Hancock. Maybe rather clever if you look on it Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear intentionally introspective, but surely not! Tony returns to the pub to watch wrestling on tv. The viewer, the wrestler himself of course, takes excception to Tony's remarks and floors Tony, who never gets up. He never did get up Amen. Click for more details: Lunch Box review of the only surviving show, plus details of some of the series. Celebrity Spot - length: The Morecambe and Wise Show Oct 1st Ernie is brilliantly unintelligible in a changing of the guard scene.

Then he points out Eric is going bald, leading to "a million" bald jokes. He recommends a toupee. However Millicent Martin spots the difference. Jimmie Rodgers sings Lonesome Road. Eric and Ernie are two birds, Eric waiting for eggs to hatch has "hatcher's cramp. Freddie demonstrates to the boys his 'jumping bit' before Sex dating in Coker. With Sid and Dick, a game of pretend table tennis, Eric joins in, Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear not playing Women wants hot sex Bucks Alabama mug.

Jimmie Rodges sings I'll Say Goodbye before everyone joins in for a camp fire sing song. Eric messes Hot day of fun on Somerset all up so is not allowed to sing. Instead he stokes up the fire, and the whole set is smoked out. He shows Ernie an example of his art, taken through a keyhole, "my wife has a negligee like that.

In a beard, Eric presents a French play, with a lady in a fur coat, but nothing underneath. Eric of course wants to rip it off, "not yet," is the oft repeated line. This is one of their classic sketches. Eric and Ernie's dancing partner has left them, so they have to perform their routine Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear her.

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Eric is given the part of the depressed Norman, you really need to know the series to enjoy the sketch. Rodney and Constance keep bursting into tears, not to mention depression that sweeps o'er Sid and Dick in hysterics, and though this is obvious there's a fine finish.

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At that stage of the programmes had featured in the national Top Ten. Lew Grade pulled the show inhad costs spiralled too much? In it was briefly revived, without credit to Parnell, but lasted only one season.

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Dick Shawn, first time on British television, has an interminably long routine, interminably unfunny too. He's a teacher, and gives Tommy a well rehearsed and delivered reply to the query, "What do you teach? He is slightly nervous in his patter but gets a lorra laughs with huge slides of Liverpudlians as babies.

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Mrs Haynes in the shape of Rita Webb comes on stage to er, sing, "what have you got to compare with that in Liverpool? Kenneth More enjoys a minute with JT before introducing Pete Seeger who gives us two songs, one with a very boring story. After a nondescript dance with men in suits and diaphanous girls, here comes Frankie Howerd. He's "in a quandry," though also womxn confiding best, unsure what jokes to tell after Val Parnell had phoned him, "he riles easily.

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April 10th The Tiller girls dance with four men in wheelchairs, then Bruce joins in, entering in pyjamas and a false nose. After which he talks openly and jokingly of course about his recent nose operation. Three French acrobats are followed by an odd toast from Bruce to The Ladies, a reference in particular to some golfing friends he's to join after the show.

Finally his new single Clementine. The final section of the show has the cast of The Most Happy Feller. As there's a minute to womam, Brucie, even though he must have been dying to get away to see his golfing ladies, joins in a final chorus To ATV Varietyor to Palladium menu.

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In protest the band leader exits, leaving Norman free to conduct. Bruce Caaual comes on and sings and chases said conductor round the audience. Norman's attempt to tell a gag without laughing, is typical, but not him at his very best. It's impossible, he just has to laugh, and their timing is immaculate. Strip Joker they should have called it, and even Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear can't help laughing.

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Norman plays three instruments, sings Wearyin for You and plays three more instruments, the last one accompanied by Brice on the accordion. Finally number seven, percussion. Then he sings his theme song, wnats my favourite. There are still a couple of minutes, Bruce tells Norman. For a second he looks at Bruce, they both must have been pretty exhausted. So there's time to dance a duet, the polka and other dances. Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear final music, no revolving stage, except the base as the pair twirl into the curtains.

Thank goodness someone thought to preserve this one! December womqn Sadly only part one has been preserved in non standard form. It includes some pre show scenes Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear the Network dvd rather sadly describes as by a "warm-up man. Bruce enters prostrate on the revolving stage, exhausted after the previous Sunday's show with Norman Wisdom. But he's up Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear singing Getting to Know You and gets to know some of his audience in the Goodear only Lady want nsa SC Clio 29525 can, some nice reactions proving he's the master of the impromptu interview.

He has some enjoyable reminiscing casuao Ray Ellington, as they pick out members of Jack Parnell's Orchestra, then they sing together a jazzed up version of The Three Bears.

Goodjear for a tap dance ssex his then wife Penny. Nothing if not an old fashioned song and dance act, but very charmingly put over To Palladium. JT's impressions of Hancock etc fall flat and the gags are weak too. The pair have a better topical song, O Mr Tarbuck, then dance, proving that Sid was never one dimensional. Am fun with curvy sexy Milpitas talks about Housewives seeking nsa Bensalem Clay's recent bout, and about the Christmas lights.

Famous names in the audience include Ralph Reader. A lively dance opens part three. Des O'Connor, standup comedian, gives his thoughts on Women, perhaps the best part of his act is his cheeky laugh.

It certainly ain't Women's Lib. Tony Martin is the ageing top of the bill. Finally People Need People Palladium. Sunday Night at the London Palladium - 22nd March After the usual opening with The Tiller Girls, Bruce Forsyth enters, still drooling over the previous week's guest Ethel Merman- only a pity that that show isn't preserved!

BF performs some lively numbers in her honour and naughtily speculates where Ethel might have hidden her mike. Then he introduces The Trapinos, comedy acrobats, after which he apologises for calling them "The Traponis. In Beat the Clock, BF is assisted by Sally and has contestants from Goodmayes where's that near Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear the compere politelyand Worcester. The final part is graced by an attractive "old street cloth" of London as Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear Russell William Cassius Russell he calls hisself performs an updated version of his classic On Behalf of the Working Classes, "five minutes," he confides to us, "then the axe drops.

Top of the bill is the awfully lively, but to me uninspiring, Spanish dancer Antonio, with Rosario. Fifteen minutes too long To Palladium. New Palladium Show September 26th First of the revamped series, introduced still Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear the 'Startime' theme. And now hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck, who had made his name on the old Palladium show back in October He bounces Housewives that want to fuck in Paterson, through a brick wall, singing, then describing his send off from Liverpool as he set off for his new job.

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March 20th in colour Jimmy Nqughty opens with a brief rendition of Pretty Woman, a foretaste of what's to come later. It's "Mum's Day," he tells us. Then he sings and dances A Dedicated Follower of Fashion, a lively colourful number. After The Biasinis, a couple of trick cyclists, JT talks Naaughty about his golf and then introduces Julie Rogers who sings two numbers, including My Room. Sylvan is a "card manipulator" who performs various amazing tricks.

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Tom Jones sings two numbers during the show, after which Kate thanks him admiringly, "you've got a beat. Morecambe and Wise top the bill, also singing with Millicent Martin in their own inimitable way Moonlight Becomes You.

Perhaps Mr Monkhouse was wrong, for this show was just full of olde Bbw s out there songs!

Judy and Liza at the Palladium transmitted Sunday December 20th recorded Nov 15th It's slightly difficult to judge the performance, since the programme was edited from a longer show. But it does commence with wild applause and goes straight into songs, no Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear at all. Judy sings Once in a Lifetime, and Just in Time, becoming more animated as this second song progresses.

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Judy sits on the stage floor, watching Liza with the poweful Who's Sorry Now. After more requests Judy admits, Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear can't learn any new ones," and sings San Francisco, now much more fresh with her appreciative audience. Then at last, Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear the Rainbow, she spends a lot of the time cajoling them to join in. Then enter Larry Grayson with his bicycle dressed as an onion seller.

He sings a sultry song with his usual nice self parody. Then less happily, host Jim Dale comes on to imitate the mime art of the great Marcel, the best that can be said is that he's an acquired taste, JD that is. Paul Anka starts his act with Flashback, a tuneless piece of morbidity, then gives us Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear pleasing rendition of his own song My Way, with some fine camerawork to match the song.

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The top star Larry returns, with his usual asides to Jack Parnell, such as "I've got the worms. January 6th This show never got transmitted On the Network dvd is a composite that includes a recording of a Cliff Richard performance, he dressed in white and green.

What seems to be from wantts programme that should have been shown is Jim Dale with a topical reference to why the show wasn't wantd out. He reads a viewer's poem, awful, including a reference to Ted Heath, then he appeals for much such poems, surely not.

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Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear star is Englebert Humperdink, eight years on from his first Palladium performance. Ted Rogers with a photo esx Larry Grayson borrows too many of his gags. Some up Sweet housewives seeking sex Barboursville date satire on London's Third Airport, a Chat porn in Rognonas 29720 leuen sexi fuck at Essex University, plus other feeble quips.

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Better are their cycling acrobatics, distinctly different. Ted reminds us with some gags that it's Mothers Day. Then Clodagh Rogers sings three lively numbers, two oldies plus her latest, Get Together. Second Generation again, some jaunty ragtime which could be to your taste. Top of the Bill are Mike and Bernie Winters. They look a trifle weary, perhaps explained that this is just a stop-off from Belfast en route to Germany.

Girls want to fuck in 17566 ga joke about the management, that "they've gone to no expense," and give us some corny holiday jokes, here's a sample: April 14th 14th April - last of the series A lively modern dance by the Second Generation for starters.

Ted Rogers' introductory jokes are about Easter, the recent wild Celtic v Athletico Madrid match, about rising pterol prices 56p a gallon! To start part two Ted hands Jack Parnell a disc celebrating the sale of his ,th record. Then Nino a juggler gets good rounds of applause.

Ted gives some weak feminist jokes, "I wantx be that funny. The Second Generation Gooryear a gospel song with a dance that doesn't fit at all, despite the clever visual effects. Sacha Distel, not a raindrop in sight, is top of the bill. He gives us three typical songs, including naturally his latest single.

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Ernie thinks Eric could be "a teenage rave" if he dresses the part. This is a prelude to Emile Ford who sings the plaintive Scarlet Ribbons. Then the more lively Them There Eyes. Tiptoe Through The Tulips is another dance Naughty woman wants casual sex Goodyear, harking back 30 years. Then Eric turns up wearing Emile Ford's costume, more could have been made of this.

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